Hmm, that amount will be difficult with just me and my wife, but A: There will be no strange dick in my wife, and B: I’m not going on a viagra bender.
HOWEVER: There is no rule saying the counting should be in one day… I’m thinking, marker pen and no shower priviledges until you’ve been fucked 10 times. How does that sound to you, slut? Bad? Awww, too bad, slut.
(via ropesandwhips)